Monday, October 29, 2012

Virus arrives in the Salt Lake area

If there are any survivors out there, the virus has reached the Salt Lake and Park City area with 100% fatality rate. Evacuations are currently being planned for Utah county and surrounding areas in Provo Canyon. More details to follow. If there is zombie activity in your area, please stay indoors until evacuation. Zombies have become highly aggressive and do not respond to vocal commands. They are attracted to loud noises and are growing very hungry. This hunger has caused them to move very fast and will chase anyone they can see. They are known to move and hunt in large groups. The virus and zombie hoardes are currently being tracked and are moving southward into the Utah county area. Once again, evacuations sites are being set up in Provo canyon. More details to follow. End transmission.

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