Zombie Apocalypse? (maybe these news stories will change your mind)

Recent reports of extreme cannibalism in the news have us all wondering, “Is the zombie apocalypse upon us?” First, some strange coincidences. 

May 16th: 12 students and two teachers at McArthur High School in Hollywood, Fla., were rushed to the hospital after breaking out in a severe rash, the cause of which was never explained. It started when a class of 21 students began compulsively scratching themselves and broke out in hives inside a reading room. After the Florida Public Health and Medical Department arrived at the school, infected students were quarantined and transported in a plastic-lined school bus to a local hospital.

May 23rd: A week later, a similar rash hit Lauderdale Lakes Middle School, not far from where the first one struck. Four students and a teacher all broke out on their wrists during science class, though they weren’t working with chemicals. 

May 27th: A self-employed contractor was put behind bars this weekend after he bit the arms of two Lowe’s employees in Georgia, drawing blood in the process. Christopher Newman, 34, was shopping when he got into an argument with the employees and proceeded to attempt to gnaw off their arms. May 26^th: Who can forget the Miami zombie attack? "It's a naked man beating another man, beating him, on the MacArthur Causeway, like toward the Miami Herald. … He's gonna kill that man, I promise you, okay?" This 911 call came from a Miami-Dade bus driver, one of three people who called police on May 26. What the three of them saw was Rudy Eugene, 31, savaging Ronald Poppo, 65. By the time police arrived, Eugene had chewed off Poppo's face. Poppo survived the attack, but police shot and killed Eugene, who refused an order to stop his assault and growled at police.

            There are several others, but each with similar disturbing results. Each report states that the attackers were under the influence of “bath salts”, the new synthetic designer drug with characteristics similar to cocaine and meth...