Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Another Zombie Report

Florida man -- 26-year-old Charles Baker -- was arrested for allegedly taking a bite out someone while under the influence of bath salts. The victim, Jeffery Blake, tried to restrain the naked Baker as he started going berserk. As he was restraining him, Baker bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm. The hype of the ongoing zombie apocalypse has become so widespread that the Centers for Disease Control issued a statement saying that the "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)." It looks like the culprit is once again “bath salts”.

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