Special News Bulletin- The CDC has confirmed the new
existence of the “solanum” virus (LQP-79). Symptoms include—
Hour 1: Pain and
discoloration (brown-purple) of the infected area. Immediate clotting of the
wound (provided the infection came from the wound.
Hour 5: Fever (99-103 degrees F), chills, slight dementia,
vomiting, acute pain in the joints.
Hour 8: Numbing of the extremities and infected area,
increased fever (103-106 degrees F), increased dementia, loss of muscular
coordination.
Hour 11: Paralysis in the lower body, overall numbness,
slowed heart rate.
Hour 16: Coma.
Hour 20: Heart stoppage. Zero brain activity.
Hour 23: Reanimation
Quarantine zones have been established in Florida, Georgia,
Louisiana, and Tennessee after previous victims have all exhibited “extreme
aggressive behavior”. If you live in any of these areas, please be advised that
evacuation checkpoints are being set up at the borders. Evacuation plans
include northward movement to New York, and internationally to London, England
and Rio de Janiero, Brazil.
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