Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Breaking News!


Breaking News- Jeffrey Blake, after being hospitalized from last weeks bath salt-induced attack, is showing similar symptoms of extreme aggression and high tolerance to pain. He is currently being detained at a local Florida hospital while tests are being done. He is not responding to family members or local authorities.
            A Florida medical examiner says only marijuana was found in the system of a Florida man shot while chewing another man's face. The Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner's released the toxicology results Tuesday on 31-year-old Rudy Eugene (the Miami zombie). Lab results found marijuana in his system, but not any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs. The department has ruled out the most common components found in the street drugs known as bath salts. An outside forensic toxicology lab also confirmed the results.

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